10 reasons..

This is black humor about problems in a modern world. 10 reasons how Facebook can be fatal to your relationship. Remember, it´s with humor..but there might be a little bit of truth in it. especially for teenagers .

1. Phototags.
You spend your weekend separately and at the beginning of the week your friends post a photo on your wall where you hug another two men. Maybe things weren´t like that, but that´s what the photo shows at first. Of course not! That´s going to be a challenge to explain the truth to your new lover, before it´t too late.

2. Ugly profile picture.
Your virtual looks is probably a lot more important for you than for him. Why else you would be ashamed when he writes something on your wall so all your friends would see his awful haircut on his ages old photo.

3. Your relationship status.
You´re  just about to start your relationship and suddenly you find a message from your virtual mailbox, which invites you to commit yourself with him in Facebook. You don´t like to be virtually too visible and you´d prefer to do these things in real life. You don´t answer to virtual invitation, but that can be fateful. Some people consider Facebook their lives – it´s a way to show their feelings to their friends. Not answering to that invitation may be a serious negative sign to him.

4. Comments about your status.
The other chance is that you confirm the invitation, because you also want to show everyone your feelings. But what you can´t see coming, are comments from your mean acquaintances, such as: “Oh, redhead again, huh?” or ” Congratulations, I hope this one lasts longer. The most embarrassing thing is, that all these comments are seen to your other friends AND your lover.

5. Uploading ugly photos of your lover.

People are very sensitive about photos of themselves. Would you like your boyfriend adding an album containing photos of you in the morning with sleepy eyes on his profile? These photos are for your mutual friends. Ugly photos of you on his profile may cause a lot of trouble.

6. Too much or too less virtual cuddling
You really don´t go to Facebook every day to post sweet-cuddly comments to his wall. You don´t comment his every photo or status, because “real life” is much more important to you. But your partner may see things differently and he might construe your behaviour as ignorant. On the other hand you may be disturbed by your partners excessive public “cuddling”. He doesn´t dare to kiss you on the street, but writes it on your Facebook wall..

7. Jealousy
He makes friends everyday, but only with very beautiful girls. He has 682 friends and they keep coming. On your working trip most of the day you try to track his virtual  trails (photos, comments, friend invitations). You want to be sure that none of these girls are added for potential dates.

8. Waste of time
He opens Facebook 34 times a day. He puts a comment to every photo his friend or acquaintance has added. On his working time he doesn´t care about making a career, he plays mafiagames. And he does it on your romantic date. Facebook CAN be a waste of time!

9. Joining a wrong group.
You have to pay attention which sites and groups you´re joining. It would be catastrophic, if you joined a group “getting wasted” and he id an abstainer. At the same time it would be sad if he joins a group “Gentleman prefers blondes” and you´re a brunet.

10. Sneaking in his mailbox.
He is taking a shower at the moment AND his Facebook homepage is opened! Would you be able to resist temptation to sneak around in his mailbox a little? Be careful! You may discover some little things that cause unnecessary quarrels. Even worse would be getting caught by him!